Wednesday, June 28, 2006

I have faced it, a life wasted. I'm never going back again.

Important Things To Remember In Life
Version 1.1


- Don't rape

- Don't kill

- There are big differences between knowing you're creepy, being creepy on purpose, and not noticing you're being creepy.

- Although it is substantially true, the fact that we are the "what's in it for me" generation doesn't make a good excuse for anything.

- People are stupid.

- Teenagers are annoying, putrid and degenerate creatures.

- Often, the ideas that don't make sense are the ideas that work the best.

- You listen to what they want you to listen to.

- You watch what they want you to watch.

- Eventually, you will look back at your life and ask yourself "What was I thinking?"

- Self-improvement is masturbation. Self-destruction is an art.

- The sun rises and falls every day. Therefore, it is bi-polar. So don't feel too bad.

- The world is still spinning.

- Sex complicates things.

- It's better to be smart and consider yourself dumb than to be dumb and consider yourself smart.

- People with one-track minds will lead one-track lives.

- Happiness doesn't really exist. Only the pursuit of it does.

- Love is elusive.

- Possessions come and go.

- Sometimes the best relationships are ephemeral.

- Looking into a mirror, everybody pretends to be either a rock star, a model, a singer, a dancer, an actor, or a porn star. Either way, it's always something they're not.

- Being a debaser is fun.

- Everybody wants something better than what they've got.

- We will be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.

- The reliance on word-of-mouth information is for the easily led.

- Outlined in chalk, everyone looks the same.

- The questions that start with "why" are the hardest to answer.

- When you're little, the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about.

- Everybody is a loser to somebody.

- Everybody is cool to somebody.

- Smoking is not healthy.

- Drinking is not healthy.

- Taking more than the prescribed dosage is not healthy.

- Someone stoned is in better condition than someone drunk.

- Mixing alcohol with weed or any kind of drug never leads to good things.

- Don't drink and drive.

- It's never about what you're doing; it's always who you're with.

- If it's common, make it your own.

- Exxon is an evil corporation.

- The government has lied to you.

- Know your rights.

- It's always funnier if you had actually been there.

- A fetus is not a football.

- Don't steal.

- We are a generation raised by television.

- High school is nothing like Saved By The Bell.

Posted by Lando Commando @ 8:50 PM

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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous @ 11:20 PM #
 

i enjoyed it a great amount. thanks =]

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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous @ 7:40 PM #
 

i enjoyed it a great amount. thanks =]

love,
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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous @ 7:40 PM #
 

landon i miss you!! come back to us please. i need some wise canadian words...and this shows you are learning i am proud :)

Posted by Anonymous Anonymous @ 8:30 PM #
 

It is true. Everyone wants something more then what they have. They can never have the best car or the biggest house. They can't be happy that they are better off then most other people. Money seems to be the basis of all things entertaining and enjoyabe anymore. You have to buy happiness. The art of creating your own is slowly disappearing. And if you do make your own happiness others have to pay to enjoy it. Life is tough. Life is too easy to live with fast food and convinence stores. I wish once we'd all have to work for happiness. I wish happiness could be free.

Posted by Anonymous Anonymous @ 5:13 AM #
 

"A fetus is not a football."

I think there's a general assumption that it doesn't weigh heavily on us. It does.
But I won't be a slave to creation.
Unless, apocalypse anyone? Atom bomb? Zombies? Oh the humanity.

Posted by Anonymous Anonymous @ 4:04 AM #
 
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