Sunday, August 28, 2005
Junk you don't need to know about me
There's this cool blog called PostSecret that I found and it inspired me to tell some of my secrets.
- I've sniffed permanent-ink markers for attention on more than one occasion (8th grade).
- I've licked the ground of a parking lot for attention (1st grade).
- I had an odd grin all day September 11, 2001.
- I've lied about having disorders to get attention.
- I've been twitching for the past 9 years. I still don't know why I do it. I try but I just can't stop it.
- I've used peer pressure to make people do bad shit.
- Looking back at my old online journal, I was a damned screwed-up kid.
- I think about setting stuff on fire alot (especially buildings and trees).
- I hate getting to places early.
- I may say that I notice the face first but I actually notice the tits first... but you've got to be a complete idiot to admit that when asked.
- I once called a girl dumb for failing to commit suicide. I then proceeded to give her tips on how to do it right. She didn't make another attempt. Then I destroyed her social life. A couple years later she thanked me for helping her lose weight by causing her to become anorexic. I replied with "Any time!"
- I may tell people that I feel bad about what I said to her but I really don't. It's a good story to tell.
- I hate watching friends throw their lives away.
- After graduation, I am breaking all ties to Alvin, Texas and never coming back.
- I don't plan on keeping in touch with the people I go to school with now after graduation.
- I had a mental illness during most of 7th grade.
- I have nothing but contempt for fat people.
- Actually, I have nothing but contempt for people in general but especially fat people.
- I don't condone violence but I love moshing and watching kids beat the shit out of eachother at parties.
- The first album I ever owned was by MC Hammer.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
i hate emo kids sooooo much
in my quest to bring down the emo nation (and ultimately expose the true trendiness, falsity, and whorish materialism of it), a friend of mine brought this to my attention.
absolute fucking genius.
except the part about old nintendos. i hate xboxes.
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
i hate emo so much
i took a dumb quiz out of sheer boredom to see what emo/rock song, but really i took it to see if i could beat it and not get a shitty emo song. i rock so hard.
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 | You scored as Minority - Green Day. You are "Minority" by Green Day. You are your own person, and enjoy standing out in a crowd. You stand for what you believe in, and tend to be a stubborn but compassionate person.
What emo/rock song are you? created with QuizFarm.com |
Saturday, August 13, 2005
I should've been a super-villain.