Wednesday, June 28, 2006

I have faced it, a life wasted. I'm never going back again.

Important Things To Remember In Life
Version 1.1


- Don't rape

- Don't kill

- There are big differences between knowing you're creepy, being creepy on purpose, and not noticing you're being creepy.

- Although it is substantially true, the fact that we are the "what's in it for me" generation doesn't make a good excuse for anything.

- People are stupid.

- Teenagers are annoying, putrid and degenerate creatures.

- Often, the ideas that don't make sense are the ideas that work the best.

- You listen to what they want you to listen to.

- You watch what they want you to watch.

- Eventually, you will look back at your life and ask yourself "What was I thinking?"

- Self-improvement is masturbation. Self-destruction is an art.

- The sun rises and falls every day. Therefore, it is bi-polar. So don't feel too bad.

- The world is still spinning.

- Sex complicates things.

- It's better to be smart and consider yourself dumb than to be dumb and consider yourself smart.

- People with one-track minds will lead one-track lives.

- Happiness doesn't really exist. Only the pursuit of it does.

- Love is elusive.

- Possessions come and go.

- Sometimes the best relationships are ephemeral.

- Looking into a mirror, everybody pretends to be either a rock star, a model, a singer, a dancer, an actor, or a porn star. Either way, it's always something they're not.

- Being a debaser is fun.

- Everybody wants something better than what they've got.

- We will be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.

- The reliance on word-of-mouth information is for the easily led.

- Outlined in chalk, everyone looks the same.

- The questions that start with "why" are the hardest to answer.

- When you're little, the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about.

- Everybody is a loser to somebody.

- Everybody is cool to somebody.

- Smoking is not healthy.

- Drinking is not healthy.

- Taking more than the prescribed dosage is not healthy.

- Someone stoned is in better condition than someone drunk.

- Mixing alcohol with weed or any kind of drug never leads to good things.

- Don't drink and drive.

- It's never about what you're doing; it's always who you're with.

- If it's common, make it your own.

- Exxon is an evil corporation.

- The government has lied to you.

- Know your rights.

- It's always funnier if you had actually been there.

- A fetus is not a football.

- Don't steal.

- We are a generation raised by television.

- High school is nothing like Saved By The Bell.

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