Wednesday, June 28, 2006
I have faced it, a life wasted. I'm never going back again.
Important Things To Remember In Life
Version 1.1
- Don't rape
- Don't kill
- There are big differences between knowing you're creepy, being creepy on purpose, and not noticing you're being creepy.
- Although it is substantially true, the fact that we are the "what's in it for me" generation doesn't make a good excuse for anything.
- People are stupid.
- Teenagers are annoying, putrid and degenerate creatures.
- Often, the ideas that don't make sense are the ideas that work the best.
- You listen to what they want you to listen to.
- You watch what they want you to watch.
- Eventually, you will look back at your life and ask yourself "What was I thinking?"
- Self-improvement is masturbation. Self-destruction is an art.
- The sun rises and falls every day. Therefore, it is bi-polar. So don't feel too bad.
- The world is still spinning.
- Sex complicates things.
- It's better to be smart and consider yourself dumb than to be dumb and consider yourself smart.
- People with one-track minds will lead one-track lives.
- Happiness doesn't really exist. Only the pursuit of it does.
- Love is elusive.
- Possessions come and go.
- Sometimes the best relationships are ephemeral.
- Looking into a mirror, everybody pretends to be either a rock star, a model, a singer, a dancer, an actor, or a porn star. Either way, it's always something they're not.
- Being a debaser is fun.
- Everybody wants something better than what they've got.
- We will be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.
- The reliance on word-of-mouth information is for the easily led.
- Outlined in chalk, everyone looks the same.
- The questions that start with "why" are the hardest to answer.
- When you're little, the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about.
- Everybody is a loser to somebody.
- Everybody is cool to somebody.
- Smoking is not healthy.
- Drinking is not healthy.
- Taking more than the prescribed dosage is not healthy.
- Someone stoned is in better condition than someone drunk.
- Mixing alcohol with weed or any kind of drug never leads to good things.
- Don't drink and drive.
- It's never about what you're doing; it's always who you're with.
- If it's common, make it your own.
- Exxon is an evil corporation.
- The government has lied to you.
- Know your rights.
- It's always funnier if you had actually been there.
- A fetus is not a football.
- Don't steal.
- We are a generation raised by television.
- High school is nothing like Saved By The Bell.